At Lunch
Did This Man Catch A Giant Catfish, Or The Spawn Of Cthulhu?─── 02:20 Fri, 27 Feb 2015
One fish, two fish, red fish, OH GOD WHAT IS THIS?!
Italian man Dino Ferrari reeled in a 280-pound (127kg)catfish behemoth in Italy's Po River on Thursday, reminding us all that we are but mere mortals at the mercy of otherworldly demons.
Ferrari fought with the beast for 35 minutes before Cthulhu and the Great Old Ones deemed our hero worthy enough to pull victory from the murky abyss.
Ferrari released the fish back into it's netherwordly home. In exchange, Ferrari gets to keep his soul.
