We are giving ourselves elaborate job titles.

Examples:

Farmer - Agricultural manufacturing produce technician

Plumber - Post-meal infrastructure redistribution engineer

Tell us what your job is and what your over-elaborate job tittle would be.

We made a few of our own:

Teacher – Youth transformation and curriculum director

Housewife – Omnipresent operation director, specialising in culinary arts and domestic services

Pilot – High Altitude transportation operator

Waiter – Nutrition and beverage redistributor

Barman – Countertop psychologist who dabbles in liquid redeployment

Student – Time waste manager specialising in excuse fabrication while performing various consumptive activities

Street sweeper – Carriageway inspection and clearing administrator

André Kunz – Chief executive officer of post midday activities commencing at four and ending at seven

Zelda Goetz – Road management and flow consultant specialising in Central South Africa

Adrian Botha – Head of research and distribution for international and national sports and recreation

WR van der Merwe – Chief audio manipulator and effect specialist with a portfolio that includes guest acquisition and auditory analyst

Karien Jordaan - Multi lingual current affairs and actuality conveyance officer

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