Afrikaans bly maar ‘n lekker taal!

Sy het so baie plooie, sy skroef haar hoed op!
Hy is so maer, hy lyk soos 'n erdwurm met 'n handbriek.
Ek is nou so opgewonde soos 'n budgie op steroids!
Hy is so maer, as hy langs 'n wit muur loop lyk dit soos ‘n kraak wat beweeg!
Hy is so skelm, hy bid onder ' n skuilnaam.
Ek gaan jou klap dat jy lus kry vir niks.
Ek sit nou so lekker ek staan sommer op en sit weer.
Drank los nie probleme op nie, maar so ook nie melk of water nie.
Ek voel nou so goed, ek vul sommer die lottonommers verkeerd in.
Ondervinding is iets wat jy eers kry nadat jy dit nodig het.
Almal kry die voorreg om onnosel te wees, net jammer party maak misbruik daarvan.
Die mens is op aarde geplaas om 'n sekere hoeveelheid werk te doen. Op die oomblik is ek so ver agter ek sal nooit doodgaan nie.
Ons kannie almal helde wees nie, iemand moet langs die pad staan en hande klap.
Ek glo dat as iets die moeite werd was om te doen, dan sou iemand anders dit lankal gedoen het.
Jy mag nooit meer as jou yskas weeg nie!
As jy vir jouself kan lag dan het jy altyd iets om oor te lag.
As jy lyk soos jou paspoortfoto, dan het jy 'n reis nodig.

Fastest Car in the World
Shelby Super Cars Ultimate Aero

Fastest Animal in the World
Cheetah

Fastest Bird in the World
Spine tailed swift

Fastest Fish in the World
Sailfish

Fastest Plane in the World
X-43 Aircraft

Fastest Train in the World
Shanghai Maglev Train

Fastest Bike in the World
TomaHawk (Not a Legal Bike)

World’s Fastest Days: Saturday & Sunday!

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.

2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.

4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.

5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.

6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.

7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.

8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.

9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.

10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can't bear to watch. Don't make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so.

Take a moment today to thank God for your pets. Enjoy and take good care of them. Life would be a much duller, less joyful experience without God's critters. We do not have to wait for Heaven, to be surrounded by hope, love, and joyfulness. It is here on earth and has four legs!
 

4 klein blikkies chunky tuna in water
150 g uie, gekap
Olyfolie om die uie in te braai
2 knoffelhuisies, gekap
260 g gemengde rissies, gekap
100 g bevrore mielies
6 medium-grootte aartappels, gekook
400 ml klaargemaakte witsous
Sout en varsgemaalde swartpeper na smaak
350 g Cheddarkaas, gerasper

Braai uie, knoffel, rissies en mielies vir ongeveer 2 minute in die olyfolie. Voeg die witsous by. Sny die gekookte aartappels in dun skyfies. Voeg die aartappels onder in ’n oondvaste bak. Sit die tuna bo-op. Dan weer aartappel, dan weer tuna. Voeg gerasperde kaas bo-oor en bak in ’n voorverhitte oond teen 180 ºC tot die kaas gesmelt is. Bedien 6-8 persone.
 

If at least one of these pictures does not make you smile, then you are grumpy and need to go back to bed.