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───   15:43 Wed, 24 Feb 2021

TJR - Conspiracy Corner | News Article

We've heard this before but could it be true this time? Does it really exist?

Approach this story with caution. A Texas veterinarian named Melba Ketchum claims in a press release that Sasquatch - the elusive, hairy being most often sighted in supermarket tabloids - is real, and she has the DNA samples to prove it.

In a research paper, "currently under peer review," Ketchum says she and colleagues have sequenced the genomes from at least 20 "purported Sasquatch samples," and concluded that "the North American Sasquatch is a hybrid species, the result of males of an unknown hominin species crossing with female Homo sapiens."

Ketchum says the DNA sequencing suggests that Sasquatch is a human relative that arose about 15,000 years ago.



Taking her belief in Sasquatch's existence to an even higher level, Ketchum suggests that law enforcement and public officials recognize the Sasquatch as an indigenous people and protect their Constitutional rights.

"Genetically, the Sasquatch are a human hybrid with unambiguously modern human maternal ancestry," Ketchum said in the release. "Government at all levels must recognize them as an indigenous people and immediately protect their human and Constitutional rights against those who would see in their physical and cultural differences a 'license' to hunt, trap, or kill them."


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