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Good Morning Breakfast DESK NO NO Bingo─── 08:33 Tue, 05 Aug 2025

Play along to the most fun new office game, it's called Desk NO NO Bingo
Shandor we're counting down the Top 5 Things You Should NOT Have on Your Desk... unless you're hoping to start a very uncomfortable conversation with HR.
- Number 5 – Nail clippers.
- Number 4 – Used dental floss.
- Number 3 – A naked photo of your wife. She might be beautiful. You might be proud. But this is a desk, not an art gallery.
- Number 2 – Cups/Mugs that could be used to save an antibiotic shortage because of the miff!
And the Number 1 thing you should NEVER have on your desk...
A dead plant! Because nothing screams growth like a plant mimicking your emotional state, and giving up!
Moral of the story clean your desk, and if you’re not sure if it’s desk-appropriate… ask yourself, Would I show this to my mom at Sunday lunch?
GAME - Desk NO NO Bingo - How do you play along?
Look out for objects that are big no no’s for a desk and as you go along you mark it. First person to mark 5 objects that they spot on a the co-workers desks Boom BINGO!
Send us your completed BINGO card on TELEGRAM 084 222 9497 and you could be the proud owner of a Good Morning Breakfast MUG, which is 100% appropriate to have on your desk!
Join the fun in your own office, Desk NO NO Bingo a game all your co-workers can play, well until HR discovers what you are doing.