The Joyride BlogConspiracy Corner
─── 16:52 Wed, 01 Apr 2020
Justin Bieber and His Reptilian Eyes
Thanks to a doctored article on Australia's Perth Now website, many people believe that singer Justin Bieber is a member of an elite cohort of reptiles who secretly rule the earth.
Oh, and Rihanna is one of them, too—because of course she is!
In the bogus article, the writer alleged that hundreds of people witnessed the Biebs shapeshifting into a giant lizard, complete with claws, scales, and a big black stripe running down his back. Uh huh.
"There were girls hiding in toilets, crying. Guys were running for the exits, jumping in taxis to get out of there."
As if that rumor weren't odd enough, video footage of Bieber during a court appearance seems to show the singer's eyes blinking in a very unusual way. You can see the video for yourself here, but we doubt it will make you a "Belieber."